Which fictional world would be the most fun to vacation in?
You Would Hate It There
Daily Prompt, 26 August 2026: Which fictional world would be the most fun to vacation in?
The question carries a hidden assumption — that the worlds we love would be pleasant to occupy.
Almost none of them would.
Loving a world is a reader’s relationship with it: total immersion, total safety, and an exit available on every page. Visiting is a consumer’s relationship, and consumers ask duller questions.
I ask the duller questions for a living, which has spoiled me as a reader. I can no longer enter a fictional world without wondering what my standing in it would be.
So: five unromantic questions. What is the water like? Who treats you when you fall ill? What is your legal position as a foreigner? Is there anyone to complain to? And can you leave on the day you meant to?
Hogwarts is a school with a serious record of injury and death, and a single matron holding the line against children who fly, duel, and occasionally meet Dark wizards in corridors. In fairness, wizarding medicine outperforms ours: bones regrown overnight, injuries our hospitals would call permanent treated before dinner. None of which is available to you. You would arrive without a wand, which in that society is not an inconvenience but a social disadvantage. And if you are a Muggle, you will not find the castle at all — it presents itself to outsiders as a ruin with a sign advising them to keep out.
Middle-earth means weeks on foot between anywhere and anywhere else. Its medicine is better than the joke allows: Gondor keeps the Houses of Healing, with trained healers and genuine herb-lore, and the returning king’s hands are said to heal what they cannot. But the Houses are a war hospital in a besieged city, and their best healer is otherwise engaged becoming king. You would arrive in Gondor as an undocumented foreigner during a siege, which is the worst possible arrangement of nouns.
Wonderland runs the most efficient legal system in fiction: sentence first, verdict afterwards. Delightful to read. Ask yourself how it reads as a party to the proceedings.
Westeros everyone already concedes is spectatorial. Nobody who claims they would visit means they would like to attend a wedding.
A galaxy far, far away offers unregulated transport, no consular service worth the name, and slavery practised openly on the stops your itinerary will actually cross. The Republic outlawed it; Hutt space never noticed. There are pleasant planets, presumably. The itinerary has a habit of ending somewhere dusty.
The pattern is not accidental. We love the worlds with the most jeopardy, because jeopardy is what makes a story worth telling — and jeopardy is exactly what you pay a travel agent to remove.
The better a world is to read about, the worse it is to be in.
Fandom has this backwards, and cheerfully so.
The honest answer to this prompt, then, is somewhere nobody would put on a poster.
I would defend the dullest place in English literature.
In defence of the Hundred Acre Wood
No currency. No exchange rate, no tipping, no taxi from the airport, nobody to overcharge you.
No courts, no bureaucracy, and very little crime. Rabbit once organised a kidnapping and the matter was settled by lunchtime.
No enduring antagonist. Not a defeated one, not a dormant one, not one who returns in the third act. The local monsters — heffalumps, woozles, the Backson — exist mainly in the Wood’s imagination, and the imagining is done by the residents themselves.
The worst incident on record is a flood. The second worst is a misunderstanding about a jar.
Adventure is correctly scaled. The local expedition — an expotition — is an afternoon walk with a stated purpose that nobody minds failing to achieve. This is precisely the amount of jeopardy a holiday can absorb.
And the melancholic donkey is not fixed. Not converted, not given an arc, not told to try harder. His house falls down and his friends rebuild it — in the original account, out of the very sticks they had unwittingly taken from it — and not one of them suggests the falling down is his fault.
Yes, it is boring.
That is the argument, not a concession to it.
Everyone wants a story to tell; almost nobody wants to be inside one while it is happening.
A story, experienced from the inside, is simply a stretch of time in which you cannot rest and events are outside your control. We call that a crisis when it happens to us and a plot when it happens to someone we are reading about.
A holiday is the deliberate purchase of a few days with no plot in them at all.
The test of a destination is not what could happen there. It is what could go wrong, how far wrong, and whether anyone would help.
Measured that way, a wood of a hundred acres, a small and settled population, a reliable honey supply and no history to speak of beats every world that arrives with a map in the front of the book.
Your turn — and not which world you love. Which one would you last a fortnight in, and come home glad?
Written in response to the WordPress Daily Writing Prompt for 26 August 2026.
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I wouldn’t last well in either and as much as I have watched both, surprisingly, I would choose Westeros. But on the condition I am with the Starks.
I can certainly understand that choice! Westeros may be dangerous, but being with the Starks would at least mean standing with a family known for loyalty, honour, and courage. Perhaps that is what makes the choice less about the place and more about the people you would want beside you when the world turns dangerous. Thank you for adding this wonderful perspective!
Yes. Exactly why I would choose the Starks.
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